mycroft-holmes-approves:

bodaciouscans:

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

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#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal

i fucking love this fandom ok

#eat me like one of your french maids hannibal

Look what I made two years ago.

zamii070:

psa: the dangan ronpa paywall is down. everyone can read it now

teachingliteracy:

amandaonwriting:

How to end your novel

The Dos and Don’ts By James V. Smith Jr.

Don’ts

  1. Don’t introduce any new characters or subplots. Any appearances within the last 50 pages should have been foreshadowed earlier, even if mysteriously.
  2. Don’t describe, muse, explain or philosophize. Keep description to a minimum, but maximize action and conflict. You have placed all your charges. Now, light the fuse and run.
  3. Don’t change voice, tone or attitude. An ending will feel tacked on if the voice of the narrator suddenly sounds alien to the voice that’s been consistent for the previous 80,000 words.
  4. Don’t resort to gimmicks. No quirky twists or trick endings. The final impression you want to create is a positive one. Don’t leave your reader feeling tricked or cheated.

Dos

  1. Do create that sense of Oh, wow! Your best novelties and biggest surprises should go here. Readers love it when some early, trivial detail plays a part in the finale. 
  2. Do enmesh your reader deeply in the outcome. Get her so involved that she cannot put down your novel to go to bed, to work or even to the bathroom until she sees how it turns out.
  3. Do resolve the central conflict. You don’t have to provide a happily-ever-after ending, but do try to uplift. Readers want to be uplifted, and editors try to give readers what they want.
  4. Do afford redemption to your heroic character. No matter how many mistakes she has made along the way, allow the reader—and the character—to realize that, in the end, she has done the right thing.
  5. Do tie up loose ends of significance. Every question you planted in a reader’s mind should be addressed, even if the answer is to say that a character will address that issue later, after the book ends.
  6. Do mirror your final words to events in your opener. When you reach the ending, go back to ensure some element in each of your complications will point to the beginning. It’s the tie-back tactic. Merely create a feeling that the final words hearken to an earlier moment in the story.

By James V. Smith Jr.

Source for Dos and Don’ts. Visit Writers Digest for more.

If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts

pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

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Zis if from mein spring collection

lalondes:

lalondes:

remember when i made this okcupid account

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remember that

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(Source: mervolio)

vernonboyd:

characterdevelopmentwrites:

haagendazstilinski:

tifferini:

shewolves:

jojenobrien:

asshales:

derek hale gets out of prison: derek bail

derek hale tries to be an alpha: derek fail

derek hale wants to trim down: derek scale

derek hale goes to college: derek yale

derek hale doesn’t go out during summer: derek pale

derek hale goes to the aquarium: derek whale

derek hale goes shopping: derek sale

derek hale is a ball of ice: derek hail

namaquensis:

dokiis:

yesididbringmydog:

okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you 

i was talking this here picture

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when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment

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and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. 

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Did you steal that?

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

clownsandpranksters:

rainebrown:

totally not canon

i regret nothing

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